Last week I went skydiving…
So, I am skydiving from 30,000 feet… and my parachute wont open… I am totally panicking… 20,000 feet… I still cant get my parachute to open… 10,000 feet… now I am in real trouble… I can start seeing the buildings and backyards and people walking around… 1,000 feet… well, there is a trampoline, maybe if I land on it, it will absorb my fall… wham, boing… I bounce off the trampoline and right into the neighbors pool… but, I am alive… a little wet, but I am alive and breathing…
Believe it ?
Mandrake